Meet the stags attending 5 nights of Magaluf sunshine:
Ashley Garland
Terry Knappett
Danny Kyle
Jonathan Luing
Dave Johnson
Nick Judd
Ross Mayes
Duncan McAlear
Terry Pawling
George Roberts
Paul Roberts
Anthony Rogers
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| Ashley Garland | ||
| Usher and long term friend | ||
| Known Ash since we were 4. I once got caught getting a backie from Ash on his Chopper (the bike!) by his mum walking her Poodles. Needless to say that was the last time that happened. The dream goes on Ash. | ||
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| Terry Knappett | ||
| Ex Sunday Footie friend and ex golden boot winner for the club | ||
| This man has the hardest shot in football and if you are ever on the receiving end you'll get yourself a nice print of the ball for your troubles. |
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| Danny Kyle (AKA DK) | ||
| Footie friend and drinking buddy from the infamous lodge | ||
| This stocky midfielder can be found talking to absolutely anyone he meets in the pub. Smartest dresser in the footie team - burgundy velvet jacket and black polar neck jumper normally the order of the day. Has the biggest willy on the stag do. | ||
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| Jonathan Luing | ||
| Best man and event organiser for the stag do | ||
| Used to enjoy eating the contents of my lunchbox at school. Think I was rewarded by getting the answers out of his maths book though. Looked after me thoughout the 80's then buggered off to Bristol when I was old enough to fend for myself at 28. | ||
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| Dave Johnson | ||
| Ex Saturday and Sunday morning footie team mate | ||
| The fireman of the stag do. Luckily if Dave's around and there's water we're in safe hands. Dave used to have long hair. Makes me feel a whole lot better for having my many bad haircuts although he never went for the bleach like I did. | ||
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| Nick Judd (AKA Juddy) | ||
| Footie team mate and son of the legend that is Juddy senior | ||
| Known this man since he was 15 when I was playing footie with his dad. He used to wear socks stuffed inside the tongues of his shoes as he claimed it was fashionable. Needless to say, I've never asked for his fashion opinions since. | ||
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| Ross Mayes (AKA Rug, Maysey Gray) | ||
| Ex footie team mate and DJ for the wedding | ||
| Normally on the receiving end of cruel jibes about his lack of hair. What he lacks up top he makes up for on his chest. Ross will be found on the decks during the wedding reception spinning his wheels. A good footballer that rarely leaves the centre circle. |
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| Duncan McAlear | ||
| Owner of the Monastry (where Ash and Guy live) | ||
| The stag do kitty money will be in good hands with Duncan as he's an accountant. Only problem is he'll drink more than any of us. If the head count is one missing at the end of the night, you'll probably find Duncan in the front row of the lap dancing club. | ||
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| Terry Pawling | ||
| 5 a side footie twinkle toes | ||
| A late and welcome addition to the stag do. Terry came in at the 11th hour and is odds on to be sharing a room with Ross. I just hope Tel keeps his bedroom tidy and it's maybe worth him packing a duster and polish or he'll be facing the 'Mayes moan'. |
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| George Roberts | ||
| Footie team mate | ||
| Enjoys getting his penis out in public after a few beers and claims it's always been a good night when he's done it. Expect to see this man dancing on or off the floor...possibly with his trousers round his ankles. | ||
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| Paul Roberts (AKA Rix) | ||
| Ex footie team mate and online messenger buddy | ||
| This man kept me sane for 18 months on Yahoo Messenger whilst we were in dull jobs. In his spare time the boy Rix enjoys playing footie and sharing a love of describing dumps in great detail on text. |
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| Anthony Rogers (AKA Dogs) | ||
| Footie footie friend and all round hell raiser | ||
| The man with the glass back. Hopefully Tony's back will hold up long enough for 5 days of drinking in Magaluf. Gets the tag of hellraiser on the stag do after kicking down the door of room 305 on Ross Mayes' stag do in Krakow. |
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