Patricia Storey - Mother of the Groom

Patricia - Ryde carnival queen in 1958

Ryde, Isle of Wight Carnival Queen 1958

Questions we’ve asked everyone:
Favourite joke:
A woman goes to hosptial with a serious illness.  The doctor told her she wasn't going to live.  She was lying on the operating table, praying to God, saying 'Please God, don't let me die'.  To her delight, she woke up and the doctor told her he had cured her.  So she said to the doctor 'As you've cured me, can you give me a face lift and could you arrange to get my hair done?'.  Again the doctor said yes.  So she had a facelift and the hairdresser came and did her hair.  Then she said goodbye to the doctor and left the hospital.  She was at the pedestrian crossing when a bus came along, knocked her down and killed her.  When she got to heaven she said to God 'Why am I dead?' And he said 'Because I didn't bloody recognise you!'.
Favourite pizza topping: 
Three cheese or gorgonzola
If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?
In my roof
Teenage crush?
Rock Hudson
Ever spoken to a celebrity?
No but I smiled at Ruth Madoc (Gladys Pugh in Hi-de-Hi)
Best song ever?
Tragedy by The Bee Gees

Best film ever?
The Pink Panther

Apart from your house/car, what is the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?
My children, Matthew and Samantha!

If all food was healthy, what would you eat right now?
Chicken tikka masala with onion bhajis