Meet the Hens

 

Meet the lovely ladies will be helping Shella celebrate her last few weeks of freedom:

Kelly-Anne Smith
Claire Jones
Sharon Marks
Jo Brown
Samantha Douch
Toni Ruffell
Debbie Cooley
Tania Yanada
Sarah Terziu
Bex Woffenden

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Kelly-Anne Smith (AKA Toad)
Chief bridesmaid and the Bride’s sister
Kelly’s hobbies include buying shoes, looking at shoes, wearing shoes and coveting other peoples’ shoes.  Kelly is co-ordinating the hen do to run like clock-work, and will also be ensuring that the Bride is not sick and is not caught wearing L plates or a net curtain.
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Claire Jones (AKA Clive, Pee Wee Pumpkin and the Purpers)
Friend who lived round the corner from the Bride’s parents
Claire is the Bride’s Body Jam and running buddy.  The Bride and Claire are quite likely to be doing dodgy, co-ordinated dance routines in the Sailors or possibly mooning next to a bin and then going for a run first thing the next morning.
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Sharon Marks (AKA Elvis, Shit Head Shagger)
Friend and part of the Rowlings Road crew
Sharon spent most of her teenage years drinking cups of tea and smoking in the Bride’s mum and dad’s garage and being fed Yorkshire puddings by the Bride’s mum.
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Jo Brown (AKA Royston, Turdy Ringer)
Friend of the Bride’s since they were babies
Jo and the Bride may well be found sliding down the stairs in their sleeping bags, or making mixtures from oats and food colouring, or possibly making cardboard soles together.
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Samantha Douch (AKA Mamf)
The Groom’s sister
Mum to Bridesmaid, Maddison and Page Boy, Josh. Sam is most likely to spend most of Saturday night in Newquay swigging from a bottle of rum and singing at the top of her voice “ I don’t care how late it is I’m not going home, no I’m not going home……!!!”
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Toni Ruffell
Friend from school
Toni is flying in specially from Oz where she now is a permanent resident.  If we're lucky, Toni may borrow some of her dad's indoor fireworks to bring to the hen do - the Bride's particular favourite was one which uncurled like a giant dog poo!
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Debbie Cooley
Friend from School
Debbie has a penchant for riding elevators wearing only her shades.  Hopefully this will be repeated on the hen do.
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Tania Yanada
Friend from school
Do not challenge Tania to a tequila drinking competition.  Tania has an amazing capacity for the stuff, which doesn't seem to affect her even when others around her are dropping like flies.
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Sarah Terziu
Friend from School
Sarah is rather partial to chocolate, her favourite being Finger of Fudge.  Sarah had three wedding services when she got married - the Bride is very jealous!
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Bex Woffenden
Friend from school
Bex and the Bride used to swap clothes, until Bex borrowed the Bride's white 'body' and returned it with the imprint of a pavement which wouldn't come out!!  They also share a fondness for cats!
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