Samantha Storey at 14

Questions we’ve asked everyone:
 
Favourite joke:
I have two favourite jokes:

A prostitute meets the man of her dreams but than starts to panic as the wedding night looms that her mini might be too big.  So she decides that she'll tell her new husband that she caught it on a fence.

After the first night of passion her husband turns round and says to her her "just how far across the field were you when you realised your mini was caught on the fence?"

The second joke:

A lone ranger riding out across the plain with Tonto, gets off his horse and puts his ear to the ground and says "Buffalo come".  Tonto says to him "How you know buffalo come?" and the lone ranger says "Sticky ear"
 
Favourite pizza topping: 
Hawaiian
 
If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?
Milestones museum in Basingstoke
 
Teenage crush?
David Soul
 
Ever spoken to a celebrity?
I cut Christopher Lee's hair for the Damage (dodgy boy band) video.
 
Best song ever?
Grease Lightning by John Travolta and cast of Grease

Best film ever?
Grease

Apart from your house/car, what is the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?
My horse

If all food was healthy, what would you eat right now?
Smoked chicken from the Chinese takeaway