Jonathan Luing - Best Man

Jonathan Luing

Jon always was a penis

Questions we’ve asked everyone:
Favourite joke:
A dog goes into a  post office wanting to send a telegram - he gets the form and writes ..... woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.....
the assistant then looks at the form and says "you know for the same price you can add another ..woof"  The dog looks at her in disgust and says "behave luv - if i did that it wouldn't makes sense!"
Favourite pizza topping: 
I find cheese helps a pizza! and tomato is good too!! - would then have to put something like salami and a good shaking of jalapenos

If you had to hide a dead body, where would you hide it?
I would look to hide a dead body in a pig farm then once the pigs have consumed the body I would then kill the pigs and dispose of them in the piggy parlour in South Wonston!!
Teenage crush?
Now pre Teenage crush - in fact even pre school crush!!  would  be none other than Floella Benjamin!! but as we moved in the 80's I think Wendy James of Transvision Vamp fame would take on the baton!
Ever spoken to a celebrity?
My most worthy conversation (well most sober) would have to be Jamie Redknapp
Best song ever?
Made of Stone by The Stone Roses closely followed by Oooh Child by Five Stairsteps

Best film ever?

Apart from your house/car, what is the most expensive thing you’ve ever bought?
Engagement ring

If all food was healthy, what would you eat right now?
I would love a full English fry up - complete with everything